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Riana
The Elusive Irish
Posts : 48
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : Tipperary, Ireland
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:10 am | |
| - QJedi wrote:
- I'm not. And some of my ancestors were Welsh.
The Welsh are generally not regarded as "cool".
Don't let that Cow Poke fool ya, Arc! I told you of my love for bessie in the strictest of confidences, and you come here and blab all about it! She was my world, until those bastards at Mcdonalds and Burger King made her into Big Macs, and those delicious flame grilled angus burgers.  Time to go eat one in her memory.  | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:44 pm | |
| Are you gonna do it the old fashioned way, like you used to?
Where you slide her buns open and just slap your face into it making slurping and om-nom-nom noises?
All I can say is that is WAY preferable to watching you eat a hot dog or meatballs... *shudder* | |
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Mina
Council Member
Posts : 234
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 31
Location : Mexico City
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:42 am | |
| *pretends she didn't read that* | |
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Capt Kelly
Posts : 8
Join date : 2011-07-22
Location : i'll be two steps behind...unless theres some action...then clear a path to the front for me
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:54 am | |
| I'm not sure on this one......but maybe it's the glenlivet talkin...But I now have a theory as to how the mad cow disease really got started.....and maybe patient zero to boot!! | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:49 pm | |
| You should have seen how he became responsible for the "Angry Birds" craze!
Who knew poultry and waterfowl had big brothers? Seriously!
There ain't nuthin' that Mick won't do. Except Scots girls... | |
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Allete
Posts : 108
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 30
Location : United States
| | Subject: Bestiality Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:59 pm | |
| <------ *Is too young to read/understand/discuss about bestiality* | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:36 pm | |
| But hebephilia is all right. | |
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Riana
The Elusive Irish
Posts : 48
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : Tipperary, Ireland
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:24 am | |
| lol, I was drinking tomato juice when I read that!
Bastard! | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:57 pm | |
| Is it just me, or does it look like the little girl in May's avatar is punching the little boy in the nuts?
Would that little boy be Riana's male alter Ego? | |
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Mina
Council Member
Posts : 234
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 31
Location : Mexico City
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:13 pm | |
| She said it was her glumping on Shunnie. | |
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Ken T
Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-06-07
Age : 29
Location : Island of Cebu, Philippines
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:02 pm | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:30 am | |
| Just for the sick folks who love these convos: Lovely Riana says: You're outside my window aren't you :S Qj says: Well, in one way of looking at it. If you are on a galactic scale, I'm JUST outside your window Lovely Riana says: whoa Qj says: or pretty much any sort of extra-planetary scale Lovely Riana says: Been listening to carl sagans pale blue dot speech?  So If I jerk off here and cum does that mean I have technically came in INNOCENT BYSTANDER'S house? Qj says: lol, it's practically IN MY MOUTH on an extra-planetary scale! Lovely Riana says: deep wow Holy shit! We are all each others cumbucket! The universe is a wonderful place There you go, kids; don't do drugs! | |
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Cadalbolg
Posts : 76
Join date : 2011-08-22
Age : 30
Location : Rooftop Scout Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:01 pm | |
| ROFLOL thanks for making my day... | |
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Mayrheane
Council Member
Posts : 176
Join date : 2011-06-01
Age : 34
Location : Try peeking on your back Door... :P
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:45 pm | |
| - QJedi wrote:
- Is it just me, or does it look like the little girl in May's avatar is punching the little boy in the nuts?
Would that little boy be Riana's male alter Ego? - Mina wrote:
- She said it was her glumping on Shunnie.
Yep, that's Shunnie.... If I was glomping a pedo bear then that would be Stevie... | |
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Allete
Posts : 108
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 30
Location : United States
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:05 pm | |
| - QJedi wrote:
- Just for the sick folks who love these convos:
Lovely Riana says:
You're outside my window aren't you :S
Qj says:
Well, in one way of looking at it.
If you are on a galactic scale, I'm JUST outside your window
Lovely Riana says:
whoa
Qj says:
or pretty much any sort of extra-planetary scale
Lovely Riana says:
Been listening to carl sagans pale blue dot speech?
So If I jerk off here
and cum
does that mean I have technically came in INNOCENT BYSTANDER'S house?
Qj says:
lol, it's practically IN MY MOUTH on an extra-planetary scale!
Lovely Riana says:
deep
wow
Holy shit!
We are all each others cumbucket!
The universe is a wonderful place
There you go, kids; don't do drugs! Oh god, now I don't have the excuse of being too young/naive/innocent to understand this! I'm a-... an.. an ADULT! The horror... - Mayrheane wrote:
- Yep, that's Shunnie.... If I was glomping a pedo bear then that would be Stevie...
Hm. If May can glomp Steve, can I push him off a cliff.  | |
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Mayrheane
Council Member
Posts : 176
Join date : 2011-06-01
Age : 34
Location : Try peeking on your back Door... :P
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:56 pm | |
| Holy crap! I just realized Allete is now legal! She's actually legit to play ZP and she's ALSO old enough to SEND ME NEWDS! Whoo-hoo! Time for me to get my smoove on. *licks eyebrows into place*  | |
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Allete
Posts : 108
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 30
Location : United States
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:16 pm | |
| Mmm... feisty! Do you have any PICS of you with the shotgun? That sounds awesome in a "Macho Women with Guns" sort of way.   | |
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Ken T
Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-06-07
Age : 29
Location : Island of Cebu, Philippines
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:12 am | |
| Lawl, do remember that Allete is a student of the human anatomy. She will know where to aim. | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:49 am | |
| It's a shotgun; she just has to point it in the general direction. Now if we were to get her a .22, THAT would make a big difference. Oh, wait! Let's get her some hunting slugs! Best of both worlds! | |
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Mina
Council Member
Posts : 234
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 31
Location : Mexico City
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Riana
The Elusive Irish
Posts : 48
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : Tipperary, Ireland
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:20 am | |
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QJedi
Council Member
Posts : 155
Join date : 2011-06-01
Location : The Greater Portland Metropolitan Area
| | Subject: Re: How do I lust thee, Riana.... Let me count the ways! Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:30 am | |
| It's not her mind I want to pervert! | |
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